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untrue Germans

by sidejump @ 2007-07-31 - 17:35:29

I have just been reading the results of a survey in Germany, that found that 47% of those asked had been unfaithful to their partners, 42% of women and 51% of men.
59% of those are repeat offenders. But the good news is that only 30% of those asked believed that an affair meant the end of a marriage, whilst 31% believed it could give it a new chance and impetus.

all very well all these statistics, but they only asked around 1000 people. In a population of 60 82 million, just how representative is that???


 
 

A Puff of a smokescreen

by sidejump @ 2007-07-31 - 12:14:16

The Hotel we used last night was a little strange to say the least. It was built over a row of garages, and on an industrial estate, which was odd for a start. When we arrived, we found it locked, due to open at 6pm. An attractive Asian girl finally admitted us and took our money.
I can sometimes be a bit slow on the uptake, but it dawned on me this morning, following a comment from R about the decor of the room, the fact that there was another attractive Thai girl behind the bar when we left last night, and only a few men at the bar, plus the flashing red light on the building opposite, that perhaps this particular Hotel doubled up as a Brothel.
R confirmed my suspicions this morning to me- and no, I don't know how he can know these things - and did of course mention that it is no problem to him, but if there had been a police raid, we could have had a few problems :oops:
An understatement me thinks, so we won't be using that particular Hotel again

Vital Statistics

by sidejump @ 2007-07-31 - 11:09:53

ok, can anyone explain to me how the stats work? I know there have been complaints that since the new look blog uk, the stats have gone up, but they don't make sense to me.
How can I have on one day, 1477 page views from 29 visitors? I mean, what were they doing?, and today so far, 55 views from 15 visitors, so each visitor looked at my page nearly 4 times each on average, what does that mean? They kept returning, unable to believe what they first read? or it is the number of refreshes, automatic as well as manual?
I am confused :crazy:

The SIOF diet

by sidejump @ 2007-07-31 - 08:30:30

I seem to have shed the 2 kilos extra weight I put on on holiday! I can only assume it is down to my new super SIOF diet.
Just 4 hours of passion, with no food other than a couple of Lindt chocolates works wonders.

Moving on, in one of our local free papers, there is yet another of those sex survey thingies. How many times per year people do it and for how long to climax. Where I live it is (from memory) about 123 times per year ( so 2-3 times per week) with an average of 19 minutes per time. So, although I am well down on the average number of times, if I take my average session and calculate the number of climaxs achieved per session, and multiply that by my actual number of sessions per year, then my average looks a bit more respectable.
That said, people lie in these surveys I am sure, although most of the locals are pretty trim, so maybe they are indeed all on the SIOF diet.
Apparently the Greeks are the most rampant at 164 times per year or something similar - must be the hot weather and crap telly. Once all these forest fires have died down though, maybe I should look into a holiday there next time.

TTFN


 
 

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