A lady goes to her priest one day and tells him, "Father, I have a problem.

I have two female parrots, but they only know how to say one thing.

"What do they say?" the priest inquired.

They say, "Hi, we're hookers! Do you want to have some fun?"

"That's obscene!" the priest exclaimed; then he thought for a moment
"You know," he said, "I may have a solution to your problem. I have two male talking parrots, which I have taught to pray and read the Bible. "Bring your two parrots over to my house, and we'll put them in the cage with Frank and Jacob. My parrots can teach your parrots to pray and worship, and yourparrots are sure to stop saying that phrase in no time.

"Thank you," the woman responded, "this may very well be the solution."

The next day, she brought her female parrots to the Priest's' house. As he ushered her in, she saw that his two male parrots were inside their cage,holding rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them.

After a few minutes, the female parrots cried out in unison: "Hi, we're
hookers! Do you want to have some fun?".........

There was stunned silence.........

Shocked, one male parrot looked over at the other male parrot and
exclaimed,

"Put the beads away, Frank, our prayers have been answered!"
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Today, I found out some interesting facts about R, that so reminded me of Mark. But I promised Mark never to mention him to R again. Which is fair enough, don't want the guy to think I am making comparisons.
But one is bound to notice these things, so here they are:
1.Mark has about 120 shirts, R had 100. They are both shirt addicts.
2.Mark has the hairiest body this side of the woods, (back to my theory of hairy men and testestorone). R has incredibly hairy legs and arms.
3. Both drive stylish cars
4. Both are dapper dressers
5. Both are pretty well off, and like/d spending it on me, and won't let me argue about it
6. Both great at giving and pleasing, before taking
7. Both great at oral sex
8. Both dislike vehemently BMW's
Not sure where this is leading, but I am enjoying the ride

My legs ache, and my friends can possibly guess why. I have just come home from a night of passion with R, so am now exhausted , and my inner thighs ache like crazy. Tomorrow I have a gym appointment at 8am, to set me up on the weight machines, so that could be a bit of a strain.
Obviously I do need to work on those inner thigh muscles though.

R is totally in to all things English, drives a Jaguar, drings tea instead of coffee, and knows London much better than I. I think he visits the UK far more regularly than I too. So for him, an English lover is just perfect. And to show that he is committed, and not about to disappear like a couple of my recent ones, he has booked me an all expenses trip, with him, to Manchester, which is his favourite UK city.
So watch out guys, we land in 6 weeks
I am so looking forward to it, and it gives me 6 weeks to tone those thighs.